One to make you scratch your pool noodle

Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.

Lifeguard: What ya got there?

Me: Hummus

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My friend has been having the hardest time getting pool noodles air frieighted in. Last night, he said he's going to have them sent on a container ship...

I said, "whatever boats your float."

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Well I mean I would be mad...
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