So we were eating cannelloni...
So we were eating cannelloni (meat-stuffed pasta burritos of deliciousness) and as I finish my third cannelloni, I say, "geez I am stuffed", to which he replied "no, this pasta is stuffed
Why did the pasta maker go to the strip club?
Because he was feeling cannelloni
Why did the dad who went out for pasta get locked out?
He had gnocchi.
My wife left me because I couldnβt stop doing impressions of pasta
And now Iβm cannelloni
What did the socially isolated pasta say to the penne?
Hi, I'm Cannelloni
I donβt know why, but I get excited when I touch pasta.
Iβm feeling cannelloni right now.
Where do poor Italian kids grow up?
In the spaghetto
My girlfriend said she was planning on leaving me because of my obsession with touching pasta
Now she's gone I'm feeling Cannelloni.
What is the most co-dependent of all the pastas?
Cannelloni
Which Jedi prefers Italian food ?
Obi-Wan Cannelloni
What do you call a pasta with no friends and slightly depressed
Cannelloni, because he's kinda lonely.
Why was the pasta sad?
He was feeling cannelloni
My wife left me because of my pasta fetish.
Iβm feeling cannelloni right now.
The wife left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta
Now Iβm feeling cannelloni
My last girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
Feeling cannelloni right now.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
Iβm feeling cannelloni right now.
My girlfriend left me because I kept fondling pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni.
