Need candy puns for a short film!
Basically, the short is about a gingerbread man who is addicted to sugar. He goes to a Sugarholics Anonymous meeting and there are motivational posters on the wall:
Donut Give Up!
Yes You Candy!
... Looking for more ideas, and figured you guys are the people to ask. Donut let me down!
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Earths candy
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Kid: Daddy, how are we going to sneak candy into the movie theatre?
Daddy: Don't worry, I have a few Twix up my sleeve
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︎ May 04 2022
What is a rappers favourite candy ?
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︎ Apr 14 2022
Whatβs a Libraβs favourite candy
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︎ May 26 2022
I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all my candy in a hat.
And when a guy tried to take the candy from my hat i said, "My hat my candy."
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︎ May 26 2022
What Candy should you always choose before Chocolate?
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︎ May 25 2022
My 7yo came up with this gem: βWhat kind of candy does a sidewalk eat?β
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︎ Nov 17 2021
Did you hear about the candy magician?
He's got a couple of twix up his sleeve
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︎ Mar 21 2022
I drew a candy bar the other day..
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︎ May 10 2022
My kids are usually really noisy when they eat their Easter candy, but not this year.
I didn't hear a single Peep.
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︎ Apr 19 2022
What did 50 cent do when he was hungry ?
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︎ May 09 2022
I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from. He said,
"I always have a few twix up my sleeve."
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︎ Oct 05 2021
What's a candy bar's preferred pronouns?
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︎ Apr 07 2022
A bull in a china shop meets a kid in a candy store.
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︎ Sep 13 2021
What kind of candy does a road like?
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︎ Apr 03 2022
If Johnny has 10 candy bars and he eats 7 what does he have?
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︎ Mar 02 2022
You might think that wild chocolate is the funniest type of candyβ¦
But the real jokes are in the calm mints.
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︎ Apr 14 2022
Did you hear about the guy who invented Life Savers Candy?
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︎ Mar 04 2022
So today I went to eat a candy cane but it broke when I unwrapped it
Guess it wasn't in mint condition
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︎ Mar 13 2022
I knew a guy who collected candy canes,
they were all in mint condition.
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︎ Feb 10 2022
What do you call a candy cane with graduated markings?
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︎ Dec 18 2021
How do you spell candy with 2 letters?
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︎ Feb 05 2022
I always say to myself: "Peter, you really need to stop eating candies all day"
lucky me, my name is not Peter
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︎ Feb 21 2022
She said I was her sweet potato.
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︎ Apr 11 2022
I wasn't very good at eating candy canes as a kid.
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︎ Jan 25 2022
What do you call a candy cow that doesnβt work?
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︎ Feb 03 2022
Threw out all the leftover holiday candy
Didn't want any more of it to go to waist.
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︎ Jan 23 2022
What kind of candy do balloons like?
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︎ Jan 17 2022
Just started to get into collecting, and i have about 100 candy canes.
They are all in mint condition.
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︎ Dec 29 2021
I like to give a percentage of my earnings to Charity....
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︎ Apr 24 2022
My 7 year old organically made this up!
Super Bowl halftime show, watching with my wife and boys, wife says βThe halftime show is a bunch of rappers from the 80βs and 90βs, including Eminem, I really like him.β
7 year old: βMnβMs are good, but I like Skittles betterβ
Wife: βNot the candies silly, the rapper!β
7 year old: βWhy would you just eat the wrappers!?β
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︎ Feb 16 2022
what happens when you hit Dwayne Johnsons butt?
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︎ Feb 09 2022
What did the grave digger say when he found a bug in his candy?
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︎ Dec 17 2021
What is a Feminist's favorite type of candy?
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︎ Aug 31 2021
What is Stephen Kingβs favorite candy?
Children of the candy corn
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︎ Dec 02 2021
What is a cowboys favourite candy
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︎ Oct 30 2021
Eminem isnβt actually candy
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︎ Oct 15 2021
What do you call candy from space?
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︎ Nov 21 2021
A boy is shoving candy into his face when his mom yells at him to stop.
"Don't eat so much candy all at once!"
"Why?" the boy replied.
"If you eat too much candy, you're stomach will get bigger, and bigger, and it will eventually explode!"
The boy is shocked by this image an immediately stops eating candy. The next day, the boy and mom go to church together, and the boy sits down next to a very visibly pregnant woman. The boy looks at her stomach, then up to her face, and says, "I know what you've been doing."
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What is a candy bars pronoun preference?
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︎ Oct 08 2021
hes not wrong
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︎ Sep 18 2021
I need candy puns
Please give me puns I can quickly shout while walking through the hallway and chucking candy after screaming the pun. Preferably candy you would get on Halloween. Thank you for helping me out.
You are Musketeers of my heart.
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i hate myself
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︎ Nov 01 2019
I knew a guy who collected candy canes.
They were all in mint condition.
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︎ Mar 11 2022
Why shouldn't you buy broken candy canes?
Because they aren't in mint condition!
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︎ Dec 24 2021
What do you call a candy cane with graduated markings?
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︎ Dec 18 2021
What did 50 cent do when he was hungry ???
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