What is an advertiser's favorite language?
Sign language
-Sorry if it's been done before, thought about it in the way home today
Advertisers for cream cheese are running schmear campaigns...
...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
I went into a place that advertised topless and bottomless dancers
There was nobody in there.
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
i don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the hulk.....
he's essentially a big banner.
Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
I absolutely hate people who advertise for ad blockers...
They’re practically begging to be silenced.
What do you call a hobbit that works in advertising ?
Trying to Advertise to the Zoomers
Advertising catered to my tastes
I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.
i got a good one..: how did the non-profit sex worker advertise herself??
You can’t spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
What do you call a man named Jason standing by an advertisement?
If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?
I don’t get why minute rice advertises that it’s “minute”.
It’s just as small as other rice.
Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"
I thought "I don't have time for that"
Caffeine free? You will still be up all night.
They are just advertising that you do not have to pay extra for the caffeine. It is free.
Why doesn't Arizona advertise?
Because at 99¢ for a 24oz can the product sells itself!
Using chromosomes in advertising
because you know, sex cells
I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
How do you advertise a efficient shear ?
"This is cutting hedge technology".
I saw an advertisement that read: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down!"
Advertisements are a gold mine
Liverpool FC once tried to get Yul Brinner to advertise their aftershave
But Yul never wore Cologne
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
Why don’t company advertise on The Hulk?
After all he’s a big banner.
Who is this band, "Many More"? I always hear them advertised at festivals but I don't think I've ever heard one of their songs
Good to see my firewall is working as advertised.
Every time i stop at a stop sign or stop light, i always hear advertisements for things
God, how i hate commercial brakes
I saw a sign outside a camping shop advertising their annual sale. It read...
Now its the winter of discount tents!
I'm saddened to announce that due a recent warehose fire, I'm going to have to scrap my plans for a road side advertisement museum.
I really should have seen it coming. All the signs were there.
How do bakeries that sell dairy products advertise themselves?
Ever wonder why weed killer doesn't kill as many weeds as advertised?
Turns out they always Round Up.
Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk
He's essentially a giant banner
I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...
He's basically a giant banner.
Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.
He is essentially a giant banner.
Why don't they put advertisements on the hulk?
He's basically a giant banner
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