Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.
I replied, "No it's a car"
I can't think of anything clever.
I went through L to get there.
You're welcome.
Traffic jam.
A midget spinner.
Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
A small medium at large.
I won, but it was a stretch
"The opposite of right!"
He was afraid of the reaper cushions.
My next challenger is a green sock.
โYou herd me!"
Difficult.
You're in your prime and everything feels very odd
So I went and got the shingles vaccine.
There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits โ all from late twentieth-century Terra โ on a training study of Carterโs World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.
โLook at the perfection with which these streets are gradedโ, exclaimed one student. โEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?โ
โA new alleyway is being constructed, nearbyโ, said Feghoot. โLet us walk that way while I explain.โ As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carterโs World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.
โI seeโ, said the student. โItโs not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.โ
โThatโs right,โ Feghoot went on smoothly. โYou just hit the road jack and donโt come back no mo.โ
His students registered dismay and anguish.
โIsnโt that right, old-timer?,โ Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.
โAhm afraid not, suhโ, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. โOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. Itโs the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.
โSo you see,โ he finished, eyes twinkling, โMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.โ
Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. โAnd heโ, he said, turning to his students, โis clearly the gradi
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Ornamentally challenged.
He bought he friends 3,5,7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
I have been challenged to a dad joke face off. I need at least 20 dad jokes that will make someone laugh before I do to win a tournament. Give me your best!
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
I ran out of thyme.
I nominate all of your passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Joke provided by my 13 y/o daughter
It was a discount viscount recount.
You could say my competition is getting slim.
Cuz they fast!
You will roux the day.
Unless youโre prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.
stolen from r/jokes. Credit to u/shopcounterwill. I donโt know how to link or tag stuff on Reddit
Edit: apparently I do. Haha
Daredevil dared evil!
What a soar loser.
Unless youโre ready for the reaper cushions!
...Unless you are prepared for the Reaper Cushions.
Unless youโre prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Unless you are ready to handle the reaper cushions.
Unless youโre prepared to handle the reaper cushions
The odds were against me
Unless you are prepared to face the reaper cushions.
Unless youโre prepared for the reaper cushions.
Unless youโre ready to face the reaper cushions
The odds were against me.
Unless youโre prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
