Dadjoked by my calc teacher

My teacher asked us if we knew about bodyless disease, where you're born with only a head and no body.

He said he knew a kid who had it and that every morning his mom would get him up and put him on the window sill to watch the kids playing outside. Then at the end of the day she would always carry him back into bed and he would wish that he had a body every night. One day he woke up and he had a body! He was so excited that he ran out of the house to play with the kids and immediately got hit by a car and killed.

My teacher then said "The moral of the story is: quit while you're ahead"

Groans were heard from miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomClaus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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My calc teacher has to be a dad

Today in class, we were given a work sheet and he told us that question 'L' was a real 'cute' one.

He then went on to tell us that we had to do the question before Christmas, because by then there will be 'No-el'.

Literally ten times a class we get one of these.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/losjaguar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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Calc professor gets it

My calc professor of 300+ students is going over lines in 3D space. He asks the class what it is called when two lines don't intersect but aren't parallel. A guy a few rows in front of me confidently says "skew" out loud. The professor looks at him and says "bless you". The class giggled a bit and he laughed for like a minute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Fox_Hat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2015
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What did the procrastinating math student say to his homework?

I'll calc-u-later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_a_Ruse
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What do you call a computer that does math really slowly?

A calc you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomoyoHoshijiro
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When taking a calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.

Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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I Walked Right into This One...

http://i.imgur.com/w05FSsL.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/njdrew322
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What's the matter, Bill?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceVonShredula
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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How do math teachers say goodbye?

Calc-u-lator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackzook
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Calculus professor asked why he should curve the grades to our test.

I said, "It's a calc class, I guess you could say curves are integral to our class."

Groans filled the room. I laughed hysterically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agb_123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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BEE PUNS

Hey guys, I am working on a video project for AP Calc and am doing the bee move, but everytime they say bee a formula is introduced, then the next time an example. We are writing the formulas on yellow paper and writing in black sharpies because black amd yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, ahh yellow and black. Anyqay, I need space fillers on the sheets of paper, so bee puns! I need a bunch, so do your thing!

We are also dressing up in bee costumes to take pictures of the formulas amd photoshopping our teachers face onto Barry Bee Benson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmm8398
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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How does one math student say goodbye to another math student?

Calc-u-later!

See... you know it's a dad joke when the shit-eating grin spreads across your face when you come up with the joke and doesn't fade after all your children roll their eyes at you... after you tell it for the fourth time... in a row.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomActsFL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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Kid who sits next to me in math class caught me off guard

The guy who sits next to me in calc was staring intently at his lemonade bottle and he says, "This says it's not from concentrate. We'll see how long that lasts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarshon97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2016
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Even my calculus instructor has dad humor.

Today in Calc. class, we were going over a word problem, when the need for the area of a circle formula came up. My teacher asked us, "So, what's the formula?" to which we replied, "Pi r squared." She then remarked, "I think pies are rounded"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vicepresidentjp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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What do you say when you procrastinate on your math homework?

I'll calc-u-later

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