A list of puns related to "CDN"
What do you know, it's growing on me too.
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What did amazon primeβs realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...
Now thatβs some prime real estate
"Yes, we arson."
And doesn't
SUPPLIES!
Mum gave me these for my first day of college. It was a good ice breaker. It's a tin of 50 peppermint mints from Aldi called CompliMints:
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My 13 year old daughter's new boyfriend is named Brennan.
I keep calling him Brendon.
Every time, she replies "Dad, there is no D! It's BRENNAN. NO D! Got it?!?"
And I am just thinking to myself "Good, Good...let's keep it that way."
Vladimir Poutine.
So my 11 year old daughter was having trouble opening a jar of grape jelly and asked for my help. I took it and got it open after a bit of a struggle, and said...."Wow, that lid was really JAMMED on there." I got a world class eye roll out of her.
My mom and dad got me a nice pea coat for Christmas.
Me: "wow thanks! This is nice"
Dad: "pea coat, you wouldn't believe the shit coat I got!"
[collective moans]
The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,
http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg
and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy
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I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)
When I was about 15, I asked my parents if I could see "The Matrix." At that time, if I asked to see an R-rated movie, the rule was we waited till it came to video (yes, at the time it was videotapes) and my parents would watch it first without me to decide if they were comfortable with me watching it.
They watched it, and the next day, my dad asked me what I thought The Matrix was- I said it was some kind of group of cops or something that could do cool aerial fighting moves.
He said, "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is... You have to see it for yourself."
For those who are unfamiliar, this is exactly the line used by one of the main characters when he introduces the concept of The Matrix.
No one? Just me? I thought it was funny. Oh well.
My brother asked for weight plates for Christmas and when he opened up the box there was only one plate instead of the set of two. He made a comment to me saying that there was only one but we just joked amongst ourselves. About halfway through our gift unwrapping, my dad brings out the second weight plate from another room and thinks it is the funniest thing ever.
Drove past the llama ranch that's just outside our town, and I asked 'Are the llamas out?' 'No, no llamas.' responded my brother.
Dad chimes in with 'What? No llamas? How do they know what to call them?'
((like Como se llama))
Me: "Where even is Sociedad?" Dad: "I don't know son, I've never been to Socie" He was like http://i.imgur.com/EAf5il.png and I was like http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/312/563/05d.jpg and my mum was like http://media0.giphy.com/media/Rhhr8D5mKSX7O/giphy.gif
Like a brazilllion.
and came across this picture of a distillation curve. Told him it's what distillation boils down to.
Me (Waiter): Excuse me, have you finished?
Him: Actually, I'm Danish! ...!
Roommate posted this on facebook and I couldnt not share.
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http://i.imgur.com/4T3awam.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/Qjsyzh0.jpg
http://www.reddit.com/r/HeyCarl/
http://cdn.parentsshouldnttext.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/constipation-copy.jpg
Dad:Have you heard of the movie Constipation?
Idiot: Can't say I have
Dad:That's because it hasn't come out yet.
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