Butane Puns

A list of puns related to "Butane"

Water is heavier than butane

because butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mewmewgoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Dad: What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Son: they both weigh the same.

Dad: wrong. Water is a fluid and butane is a lighter fluid!

Edit: credit to u/Kelly240361

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNoTSaRCaStIc420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why do these reposts of the butane joke keep getting upvoted to the top?

It is a lighter joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leebo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)

Water because butane is a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What's Heavier, one gallon of water or one gallon of butane?

Butane, because it's a lighter fluid.

My son told me this joke and he just informed me he got that from this same sub-reddit. So, sorry for the repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashotep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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You guys know why water is heavier than butane?

Butane is lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaachh_Ded
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's heavier, water or butane?

Water... butane is a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What weighs more; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The water weighs more. Butane is the lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What’s heavier, water or butane?

Butane is a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awag80
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Which is heavier, water or butane?

Water, because butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Why does butane weigh less than water

Because it’s a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeschmoetoday
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?

Butane, because it's lighter fluid...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Which weighs more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What’s heavier a gallon of water of a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Necromorph_607
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The water, because the butane is lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Which ways more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoll33
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What is heavier Water or Butane?

Water .. Butane is a lighter fluid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZimbaZumba
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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