My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......

UBUNTU.

SurPise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatthewLee1980
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Bunt cake

We had a family reunion for my brother having a child. My sister in law brought bunt cake and my brother comes in. β€œIs this good? Is this bunt cake or home run cake?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JordanMichael08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with β€œunt”?

Aunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaymanRich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Waiting at the doctor with my dad.

We're currently sitting in the waiting room at the doctors. My father went to grab one of the magazines on the table. He took one that's called "Bunte", which is German for "colourful". He opened the first page and said: "Nah, that's too colourful for me." Which is a German quote used when somebody had enough of something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riko-cchi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What's a baseball players favorite dessert?

Bunt cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quixxotk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Told one at my office today. No one laughed.

My coworker was really excited we were getting bundt cakes from our local bakery for an upcoming party.

I told him he shouldn't get his hopes up, because I'd never heard of anyone hitting a home run with a bunt.

It wasn't a hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dac0152
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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