When I was at school I had it tough. Other kids would throw lumps of gold at me.

I was a victim of bullion.

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They told me not to invest in the stock market..

But now I have bullions!

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My dad is in tune with the world

I just got a package containing 25 ounces of silver in differently sized bullion coins. I was checking them out when my cat jumped up on the table, smelled the coin I was holding and then bit it for some reason.

I said "Whoa! he just bit it," as the cat ran away (probably not fun biting solid metal).

My dad glanced over and said, "So it's a Bitcoin?"

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