But today he ran over 5 Miles
It was a joint operation
I’m not a fan.
But I dont think itll make my budweiser
He just can't part with it.
So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil
It was the Final Frontier
He's always Early
Of course, that's mandatory
"Or, well, Ian..."
He was charged with attempted murder.
He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.
He was the original trip advisor.
UBUNTU.
SurPise!
He just trailed off.
I told him; ‘Surgery’.
But it's just a running joke among friends
I was speechless.
I asked, 'Which is?'
'Exactly', he replied.
He'll show you the whey.
Juan won one yuan.
I told him it's not polite to fish and tell
AL-CO-HOL you later!!
(Stole this from a show dont come for me)
He said it felt really apalling
Now he’s just Dav
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
But I’m pretty sure I’m still in the US
But when he told me the fish were biting I said, “heck no!”
Jack and the Bean stalk.
I said it has its ups and downs.
He told me he "saw orange vented".
"That's harsh," I told him, "I think she has a great body."
I told them I don't do Paypal
I think he’s pulling my leg
So they get their parkas and snow boots, fishing rods and ice auger, and everything else they need, and go out to find a good spot.
Just as they start to drill a hole in the ice, they hear a great booming voice from above: "There are no fish here!"
"What was that?"
"It sounded like the voice of God!"
"Well let's try somewhere else."
They move away a bit, and settle down to try again. But before they can even start to drill, they hear it again:
"There are no fish here!"
So they pack up and move even farther down the ice. Surely this will be a good spot. But just as they pull out the auger, the voice booms out again:
"Listen you guys, I'm the manager of this ice rink, and I'm telling you there are no fish here!"
(excuse my grammar that should be a semi-colon)
He never catches anything
My response, “absolutely”
Repete.
And he told me that the first thing he did in that truck was perform cunnalingus on his girlfriend.
Frankly, I'm just Gladiator.
He says its like shooting fish in apparel.
your los.
It was quite the shindig
