Britches Puns

A list of puns related to "Britches"

When you’re sliding in to first and you feel your britches burst...

You should have bought a high quality denim jean with plenty of room for your legs. Those tight jeans are just not practical.

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👤︎ u/jvanzandd
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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My mother is a gangster

She doesn't say "I'm going to mend your trousers", she says "britches get stitches".

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👤︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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What did the rapper say when he got a hole in his pants?

Britches get stiches!

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👤︎ u/FreemanForever
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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What do you call pants that everyone wears?

Basic britches.

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👤︎ u/Salmon4
📅︎ Sep 10 2016
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What happened to my husband? After two kids, he thinks this is a real knee-slapper.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What's up, britches!

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👤︎ u/catsasss
📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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What did the shirt say to the pants?

WHAT UP, BRITCHES?!

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👤︎ u/gdluehosh
📅︎ Aug 18 2017
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