Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
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My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"

I replied, "Depends."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mano_Trueno
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
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In Brief...
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Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?

Because she was a shooting star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairpeas
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When a japanese warrior gives you a brief overview of something,..

..does that mean he's samuraizing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/precision1998
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Grandson: Grandpa, do you wear boxers or briefs?

Grandpa: Depends ...

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The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..

I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grmnlad
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Brief and Simple [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Batman_too
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My brother lost a brief argument to a dad joke.

Bro: A bike's the only thing you can drive without a license.

Dad: That's not true. What about a hard bargain?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dude_Dudeman
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What type of underwear makes a good Christmas present for your grandparents? Boxers? Briefs? Whitey tighties?

Well, Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelieveItButters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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In brief
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis_newt02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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Do 99-year old men wear boxers or briefs?

Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
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"Aslan, where are you going with that brief case, and why are you wearing a tie?"

"Narnia business."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I told my dad he shouldn’t over wear his briefs

He says, that’s not possible they’re underwear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFullCircleK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Newegg customer service rep reminded me that there was a brief survey at the end of the call.

I responded, "Sorry ma'am, I only wear boxers."

after a long sigh "Very well sir.. have a good day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juggy_Brohdletine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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A brief summary of how Han Solo died
  1. Harass son
  2. Fjord
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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A brief primer on the articles of the U.S. Constitution

It's "the."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjfrancke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Not necessarily a dad joke, but a good retiree joke/brief story just using that wit.

A Retiree's Last Trip to Sam's Club

Yesterday I was at Sam's Club, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant?

So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two handfuls every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care,because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

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What does Goldie Hawn call her husband when he’s being rudely brief?

Curt Russel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Why do I wear American flag briefs?

To support the troops.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2016
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

Well in a nutshell, it is an Oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharonb27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkmoona_Matata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Do old people prefer boxers or briefs?

Depends

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nut shell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thafezz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Do you wear boxers or briefs?

Depends

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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A brief explanation of an acorn...

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaverb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Which are better for really old men: boxers, or briefs?

Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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Do old men wear boxers or briefs?

Depends...

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