My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"

I replied, "Depends."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mano_Trueno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Grandson: Grandpa, do you wear boxers or briefs?

Grandpa: Depends ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What type of underwear makes a good Christmas present for your grandparents? Boxers? Briefs? Whitey tighties?

Well, Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelieveItButters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Do 99-year old men wear boxers or briefs?

Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What's a lawyer's favorite kind of underwear?

Briefs, but sports writers love boxers, and special forces soldiers go commando.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What does a golden gloves lawyer write?

Boxer's briefs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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A stolen joke finally used

Today I received a call from so weird ass number. "Hello Mr. Humblestudmuffin, we would like to ask you to participate in a brief survey about the current general election."

"Oh, I only wear boxers. Have a good night!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumbleStudMuffin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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The adventures of Max Dad, P.I.

The sun shone into my office through the lowered blinds all clumsy like, fumbling through the gaps between the venetian slats like a drunk fishing for loose change in his pockets; trying to see if he has money enough for one last drink or maybe the bus ride home.

The dame looked me up and down, clearly disappointed by what sat in front of her. I didn’t blame her. Three days of salt and pepper stubble clung to my my crude boxer’s jaw and the bags under my eyes were so big half the bums downtown could sleep in there and not even know anyone else was with 'em. That was ok. This broad wasn’t hiring me for my looks and I wasn’t looking to her for approval. We both knew what brought her in here, it was the name on the door.

Max Dad P.I. - that’s me. Private Investigator’s sure not the profession my mother would have picked out for me, but it keeps me in whisky and it keeps a roof over my head and that’ll do for now. The dame parted those cherry red lips of hers as she took another pull on that just-lit cigarette and nervously stubbed it out in the ashtray. My eyebrows knit together slightly. I hate seeing things go to waste.

β€œSo as I was saying, Mr Dad,” she began.

β€œPlease, call me Max”

β€œAlright, Max… well, as I was saying, my bag is missing. Stolen, I think. I urgently need it back. Shall I describe it to you?”

β€œNo that’s alright miss. You got nothing to worry about,” I replied, sliding a bottle out of the desk drawer and pouring a big slug of scotch into to my morning coffee, β€œI’m sure it’ll be a brief case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyohnny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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Do old people prefer boxers or briefs?

Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Do you wear boxers or briefs?

Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMacPC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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Which are better for really old men: boxers, or briefs?

Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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Do old men wear boxers or briefs?

Depends...

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2016
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