Boxers don’t have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is?

They don't fancy each other.

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I got smacked in the face by a boxer when I told him a joke.

it’s just that I can’t remember the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y5K77G
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight ?

Thy probably don't like each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What's a boxer's favourite drink?

Punch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"

I replied, "Depends."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mano_Trueno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why don't Russians wear boxer shorts?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Who's the best surrealist boxer?

Muhammed Dali

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Wife walked in to the bedroom as I was pulling off my Boxers...

...she said "you love those dogs more than me".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tardiusmaximus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....

The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Did you hear about the boxer that opened a salon?

He called it Bob and Weave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmmVomit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a boxer that got beat up?

A sore loser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turborambo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?

The punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDA_Liamo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why was the boxer fired from his job?

He never punched out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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A boxer wants to tell his coach a joke

But he forgot the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatonedipp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Why does the boxer fail to tell a single funny joke?

He kept missing his punchlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bubble_Cheeks
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I was going to make a joke about a professional Boxer

But he blocked my punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormtrooper7509
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What weight division would Heisenberg be in if he were a boxer?

Welter Weight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razerdeg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call a smelly boxer?

P U gilist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My friend, the boxer talked on and on about his fight.

That's what he's talkin', a bout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?

Xbox-er

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chenzi1
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Boxer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehawk86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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They key to being a good boxer is to not become overconfident.

For example, I only trust my punches as far as I can throw them.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What is common between a boxer, a successful music producer and a good fisherman

The right hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Grandson: Grandpa, do you wear boxers or briefs?

Grandpa: Depends ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Did you hear about the Indian boxer that defeated his opponents with wordplay?

He was known as Punjab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/birq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Did you hear about the boxer who left a sad farewell for his trainer?

It was a real punch-in-the-gut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My girlfriend threw away my scooby doo boxers.

Damn those pesky skids!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bear4bunny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Did you hear about the new boxer with a disability that prevents him from lifting his arms past his waist?

All his opponents seem to have the upper hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riffengo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why do boxers like making jokes?

Because they have punchlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/castanig
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Why does the boxer never make you laugh?

He's out of punchlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skellegun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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A boxer was throwing nothing but right hooks at a punching bag. Trainer walks up and says "what gives?"

Boxer says "I'm exercising my rights"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeverShan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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What do you call a row of crippled boxers?

A bad punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePugKing2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Did you hear that one joke about a boxer?

It’s got a nice punch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SantyKloos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why are boxers really good at planning parties?

They always have the best punch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmTurbanMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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A bunch of boxers are waiting in a queue to hit a man in the face

The punchline is in the title

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieacappella
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Do you want to hear a joke about boxers?

Sorry still working on the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolCoal12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Compilations of a boxers best knockouts could just be called "[Boxer name] greatest hits"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfager123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What type of underwear makes a good Christmas present for your grandparents? Boxers? Briefs? Whitey tighties?

Well, Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelieveItButters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call Thor's boxers?

Ass-gards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaV1ctor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What is a boxer’s favourite drink?

Punch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangnarok
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awildspenappears
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What is a boxers favourite part of a joke?

The punch line!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pictionfulp329
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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It’s not a good idea to wear Ukrainian boxer shorts

Chernobyl fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackdanny45
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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