Boxers donβt have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is?
They don't fancy each other.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I got smacked in the face by a boxer when I told him a joke.
itβs just that I canβt remember the punchline
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight ?
Thy probably don't like each other.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What's a boxer's favourite drink?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why don't Russians wear boxer shorts?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Who's the best surrealist boxer?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Wife walked in to the bedroom as I was pulling off my Boxers...
...she said "you love those dogs more than me".
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....
The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Boxers cause a brief chase
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Did you hear about the boxer that opened a salon?
He called it Bob and Weave.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you call a boxer that got beat up?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
A boxer wants to tell his coach a joke
But he forgot the punchline
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Why does the boxer fail to tell a single funny joke?
He kept missing his punchlines.
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︎ May 21 2020
I was going to make a joke about a professional Boxer
But he blocked my punch line
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︎ May 16 2020
What weight division would Heisenberg be in if he were a boxer?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What do you call a smelly boxer?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
My friend, the boxer talked on and on about his fight.
That's what he's talkin', a bout.
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︎ May 23 2020
What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?
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︎ May 09 2020
Boxer
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︎ Jan 24 2020
They key to being a good boxer is to not become overconfident.
For example, I only trust my punches as far as I can throw them.
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︎ May 12 2020
What is common between a boxer, a successful music producer and a good fisherman
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Grandson: Grandpa, do you wear boxers or briefs?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Did you hear about the Indian boxer that defeated his opponents with wordplay?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Did you hear about the boxer who left a sad farewell for his trainer?
It was a real punch-in-the-gut.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
My girlfriend threw away my scooby doo boxers.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Did you hear about the new boxer with a disability that prevents him from lifting his arms past his waist?
All his opponents seem to have the upper hand.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Why do boxers like making jokes?
Because they have punchlines.
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︎ Apr 15 2019
Why does the boxer never make you laugh?
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︎ Sep 29 2019
A boxer was throwing nothing but right hooks at a punching bag. Trainer walks up and says "what gives?"
Boxer says "I'm exercising my rights"
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︎ Mar 06 2017
What do you call a row of crippled boxers?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Did you hear that one joke about a boxer?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Why are boxers really good at planning parties?
They always have the best punch.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
A bunch of boxers are waiting in a queue to hit a man in the face
The punchline is in the title
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Do you want to hear a joke about boxers?
Sorry still working on the punch line.
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Compilations of a boxers best knockouts could just be called "[Boxer name] greatest hits"
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What type of underwear makes a good Christmas present for your grandparents? Boxers? Briefs? Whitey tighties?
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︎ Oct 12 2019
What do you call Thor's boxers?
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︎ Jan 15 2019
What is a boxerβs favourite drink?
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you call a row of boxers?
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︎ Sep 14 2019
What is a boxers favourite part of a joke?
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︎ Sep 19 2018
Itβs not a good idea to wear Ukrainian boxer shorts
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︎ May 30 2019
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