Back when I worked at a different brewery, one of the brewers only had one leg.

She was in charge of the hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeofZebulon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Why did the Japanese brewer take fermented rice to church ?

For Christ's sakΓ© !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshawshank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the brewer say to the baker during shelter in place?

At yeast we have each other!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jessieface13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What is a brewer’s favorite Drake song?

Started from the barley, now we’re beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwheelbarrow85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Didja hear about the brewer who put off his deliveries to go to a vineyard?

He was sittin' on the bock of the day, tastin' wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacefiddle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Son, are you from Louisiana?

Because that pitch was bayou

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolio776
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Just got hit by the ultimate baseball dad joke...

Watching the Pirates and Brewers game tonight and the ole pops drops this one on me:

"I'm pretty sure we got a Locke on this game cause this guys gonna Lohse"

The names of the starting pitchers... -_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smokeybonez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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Baseball dad joke

My dad just called to say "Hey, I saw on the local news some good news for the Brewers!"

I respond (being a pretty big Brewers fan) "Oh, that's great! What's that?!"

He says "They can start selling beer in the stands again!"

I say "They couldn't last year? Why not?"

"They lost the opener last year!"

Took me a minute to realize he meant home opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macaronipewpew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
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