I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.
He had Tic Tac toes
Have you been to an apple store? You can't breathe in there.
There's no Windows.
I asked some clams to help me move but all they wanted to do was sit there and breathe seawater.
I told them they were just being shellfish.
My 8yr old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
Fun fact: You can’t breathe correctly while smiling
Just kidding, made you smile :)
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
Who Knows.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
Sir, can you breathe?
No, but my lung can, sir.
Why was the Indian struggling to breathe?
Because he was Basmatic.
My wife hates this joke, so I make sure to tell it as much as I can.
If we breathe oxygen during the day what do we breathe at night
Nightrogen
Do you know why it's easier to breathe when it's hailing?
It's just easier to inhail
What do you call a pulmonologist who forgot how to breathe?
An oxymoron
Studies say it’s hard to breathe fast while your tongue is out
Good dog
I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.
Hugs not pugs.
There's an Indian restaurant nearby that always burns their bread. If you sit too close to the kitchen it can be hard to breathe.
Which is strange because it's the naan smoking section.
