I tried to tell me wife about a dream I had where I was weaving the hair of the Philadelphia Flyer's mascot into intricate braids...

She was disgusted, and told me she didn't want the Knit-ty Gritty details.

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📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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Do you know the name of braided old rope?

Frayed knot.

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I made a belt entirely by braiding together herbs that I found in my pantry. It took me about five hours.

What a waist of thyme.

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The person at the hairdressers asked me, "Are you braiding that girl's hair whilst dyeing it silver?"

I said, "No, platinum"

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Three ropes are walking into a bar when they see a sign outside that says, "We don't serve ropes."

The first rope goes in and asks for a drink and the bartender says, "We don't serve ropes. You'll have to leave."

The second rope goes in and asks for a drink and the bartender says, "We don't serve ropes. You'll have to leave."

The third rope ties himself in a knot and undoes his top braid a bit and ruffles it up. He goes in and asks for a drink. The bartender asks, "Say, aren't you a rope?"

He replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

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