My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

But it was his dumb asphalt…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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What kind of music do planets like?

neptunes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/straightweird
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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What type of hair do oceans have?

Wavy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuhLeazeOfficer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My dad's personal favorite joke: "I'm not bald...

I have wavy hair. It waves goodbye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KellynHeller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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waves of laughter ensued

Sooooo... my oldest daughter curled her sister's hair this weekend... on the way home I started waving at her until she looked at me and asked me what I was doing... I told her that her hair was all wavy so I was waving back. She had the usual split second involuntary smile at the the corners of her mouth before she gave me a you-son-of-a-@#$%!-look ( http://imgur.com/D0UHimq )... because my kids refuse to acknowledge how funny I am... I laughed... and laughed...and I'm still laughing about it today...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samoerai
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2014
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Working the polls and the judge was talking to a clerk.

(They are both older guys the clerk was talking about his hair going away)
The judge said "Your hair is looking a little wavy... one side is waving goodbye to the other"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeliefInAll
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2015
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Dadjoked a friend at practice

He showed up to one of our practices with a soft cast on his wrist. He told our coach, "I won't be able to play for a few days, I have a hairline fracture."

I gently ruffled my hand through the front of his wavy hair and said, "Oh my god, will you be okay?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsRatherWindy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2014
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