A list of puns related to "Blond"
why she only has three sisters but her brother has four
He's a veteran Aryan.
Friend: Do you mean Reese Witherspoon?
Me: No, with her knife!
Me; Witherspoon? My son; No, with her knife.
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
She moved.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.
Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.
Guy 2: Witherspoon
Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.
How can you tell a blonde has been blowing the car horn?
All the lipstick on the steering wheel.
Me: "Yes, I have one that's just under two."
Blonde: "I may be blonde, but I know how many one is!!'
She fell out of the tree.
She threw away all the w's.
In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
"6 please. I could never eat 12."
1st blonde: "I'm going to be the first woman to land on the Sun."
2nd blonde: "Don't be stupid, you'll burn."
1st blonde: "Nah!! I've got a plan. I'm going at night."
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, “They're watch dogs'!
After she makes and edits her video she starts to take pictures of her hands. Her mom walks by seeing this and asks "Why are you taking so many pictures of your thumbs?". The blond girl replies " If you want people to watch your YouTube videos you gotta have great thumbnail pictures."
She said, "Awww, at least you have company. I wish I had a dinosaur."
You’d have thought one of them would have seen it...
Last years hide and seek champion.
James Blonde
"Were the questions hard?" asked the second
"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake".
Third one ducks
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
Artificial intelligence
A couple were watching the news.
"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident," said the newscaster.
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing... "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
She wanted to open a shavings account.
Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.
Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it
It was the highlight of my day.
A Barbie-queue
Because she was told, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
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