If Bing Crosby was so great

Imagine how good Google Crosby would have been?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Started singing like a cross between Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra.

Think I may have caught this croonervirus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Bing Crosby
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vendetta2115
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Bowie and Bing Crosby meet up in heaven…

David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?"

Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up."

Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?"

Bing: "Rubber bum pump?"

Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."

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Did you know Bing Crosby gave David Bowie a pom pom for Christmas?

And not just any old pom pom but a proper pom pom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mardypig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What’s the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings but Walt Disney.

EDIT: to avoid some possible confusion I’ve changed β€˜and’ to β€˜but’.

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