If Bing Crosby was so great
Imagine how good Google Crosby would have been?
My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
Started singing like a cross between Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra.
Think I may have caught this croonervirus.
Bowie and Bing Crosby meet up in heaven…
David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?"
Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up."
Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?"
Bing: "Rubber bum pump?"
Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."
Did you know Bing Crosby gave David Bowie a pom pom for Christmas?
And not just any old pom pom but a proper pom pom!
What’s the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings but Walt Disney.
EDIT: to avoid some possible confusion I’ve changed ‘and’ to ‘but’.
