Bethlehem Puns

A list of puns related to "Bethlehem"

The wise men come to the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus in the night, rapping on the door of their Bethlehem cottage suddenly. Mary yelps, answers the door, and says, relieved:

"You scared the bajeezus out of me!"

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👤︎ u/gaiusnutcassius
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What is Jesus’ favorite piece of clothing?

Holey Jeans.

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👤︎ u/kell_fire
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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