Nazareth Puns

Gonna call it Cheeses of Nazareth.

Nine inch nails.

Cheeses of Nazareth 🧀

Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.

"Jesus of Nazareth will return."

Cousin recently got married. I live overseas and wasn't able to go. Asked my dad what the wedding was like.

"It was a bit weird, to be honest. They kept going on about cheese."

/mother, who also attended wedding, looks at him like 'wtf'

"Cheesus of Nazareth."

You know, cheesus of nazareth

Me: Really dad thats pretty interesting.

Dad: Yeah theyre gonna call it Cheeseus of Nazareth.

Back story: My grandfather works for Kraft Foods (they make mac and cheese). We live about an hour away from a town called Nazareth.

Dad: Grandpa said his company got sold and is moving to Nazareth.

Me: They sold Kraft?

Dad: Yeah, and they even changed the name.

Me: What is it?

Dad: Cheeses in Nazareth

Many laughs ensued

Dad: What do you want for supper?

Me: Do we still have the Greek food?

Dad: It's not Greek, Meaghan. It's Chicken Souvlakian.

Dad: Did you hear Black Diamond moved their headquarters to the Middle East?

Me: No...what?

Dad: Yeah, and they changed their name to Cheezus of Nazareth.

Me: Are you going for a run?

Dad: Yeah. You see...I'm sexy and I know it. I work out. Now all I need is those leopard print pants.

Dad: So I heard they're opening up a Hickory Farms in Israel. Do you know what they're calling it?

Bemused Clerk: No, what?

Dad: Cheeses of Nazareth.