A list of puns related to "Nazareth"
Gonna call it Cheeses of Nazareth.
Nine inch nails.
Cheeses of Nazareth π§
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
"Jesus of Nazareth will return."
Cousin recently got married. I live overseas and wasn't able to go. Asked my dad what the wedding was like.
"It was a bit weird, to be honest. They kept going on about cheese."
/mother, who also attended wedding, looks at him like 'wtf'
"Cheesus of Nazareth."
You know, cheesus of nazareth
Me: Really dad thats pretty interesting.
Dad: Yeah theyre gonna call it Cheeseus of Nazareth.
Back story: My grandfather works for Kraft Foods (they make mac and cheese). We live about an hour away from a town called Nazareth.
Dad: Grandpa said his company got sold and is moving to Nazareth.
Me: They sold Kraft?
Dad: Yeah, and they even changed the name.
Me: What is it?
Dad: Cheeses in Nazareth
Many laughs ensued
Dad: What do you want for supper?
Me: Do we still have the Greek food?
Dad: It's not Greek, Meaghan. It's Chicken Souvlakian.
Dad: Did you hear Black Diamond moved their headquarters to the Middle East?
Me: No...what?
Dad: Yeah, and they changed their name to Cheezus of Nazareth.
Me: Are you going for a run?
Dad: Yeah. You see...I'm sexy and I know it. I work out. Now all I need is those leopard print pants.
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