Being There (novel) Puns

A list of puns related to "Being There (novel)"

There is this new book everyone seems to be freaking out about.

I think it's the novel Coranavirus?

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👤︎ u/cTreK-421
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Did you guys hear about the coronavirus movie?

There's no way it'll be as good as the novel coronavirus.

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👤︎ u/heavenlyhaley
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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"Save those jokes for the baby, honey..."

My wife and I are sitting at the dinner table, talking about our soon-to-be-born baby. She is telling me how much the baby is kicking. I said "The baby is kicking like a donkey - or is it a mule?" My wife agrees.

I say (completely straight-faced) "What is a mule's favorite novel?" My wife is stumped. "Donkey-jote."

She sits there for a couple of seconds, and says "Do me a favor: just save all those kinds of jokes for when the baby is born..."

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👤︎ u/Fudgebert
📅︎ Oct 08 2013
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