I learned something new about cemeteries; the people in its town aren't the ones being buried there. Do you know why?
It's because they're still alive.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
When people ask about my heritage, I tell them there is an unfortunate side effect of my mother being Italian and my father being Polish ....
Iβll make you an offer I canβt understand.
What person can shoot somebody, then frame you for being there?
A photographer
Thereβs probably a lot of kids being conceived during this crisis
And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
I remember there being more but this will do
Being a parking enforcement officer has to be the most exhausting job out there.
It seems like there's always a lot to do.
Why isnβt there a super hero that instead of being bitten by a spider and getting a spider sense, gets bitten by lice and get a lice sense to kill?
Right now over at r/casualiama there is someone doing an AMA about them being deaf in their left ear.
I think their hearing is gonna be all right.
Shout-out to all my self-aware beings out there.
You know who you are!
The outlaw was being led to the gallows, then when he got there, he noticed the rope was missing...
he thought to himself, 'no noose is good noose'
I heard thereβs no training for being a trash collector
You just pick it up as you go along
When your friends are out there celebrating New Year's and you stay at home just being yourself
There was a contortionist competition being held
So I entered myself, and won
At the garage sale today, there was this RC circuit kit being sold cheap because it was missing its resistors. I don't like electronics but I got it anyways.
The offer was irresistible.
I used to think there was nothing I could do about being lob-sided without expensive surgery, but was advised to put ab extra in-sole in one shoe, so...
I stand corrected.
There aren't many good things about being Swiss...
but the flag is a big plus.
