Beep (sound) Puns

A list of puns related to "Beep (sound)"

For her birthday, I gave my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.

She’s in for a rude awakening.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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A classic dad joke

picks up stud finder

"Hmmm let's test it to see if it works"

makes beeping sound as he waves it over himself

"Yep! Seems fine to me!"

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👤︎ u/Rikplaysbass
📅︎ Feb 18 2014
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My dad's top 3 weird quotes/jokes
  1. Anytime anything rattles he says "that sounds like 2 skeletons making love in a biscuit tin."
  2. Any beeping, anywhere, ever, he grabs his chest and says "is that my pacemaker?"
  3. And the most awkward (he regularly says this) "I believe in sex, drugs and rock and roll... well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad." Then he sneers. Smugly. Every. Time.
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👤︎ u/IanWoansBatCave
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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