My son said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
What washes up on the shores of small beaches?
What do you call a sorceress that lives on the beach?
Why was the beach smelly?
What did one video call tell to another on the beach?
2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"
Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."
There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?
I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake
Fun day out at the beach
So when I was younger, me and a couple of friends went on a little trip to the beach. We had a lot of fun there swimming around, making a campfire, all that jazz. Some of us wanted to build sandcastles and get em as high as we could so we could pretend we were knights protecting them.
So some kids started running around being annoying and destroying the sand castles and it got to the point where one of my friends got so protective of his castle, he started punching anyone who even got close.
You know how kids are, the other ones got closer and were like “we arent even touching it, calm down!” but he wasnt having any of that so he drew a line in the sand and said “if you step over this line, i WILL punch you..”
that was the punch line >insert finger guns<
I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
What kinds of waves hit little beaches?
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
Most folks avoid the beach for dolphin hunting
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Made it finally to the beach after lockdown and joyously shouted...
How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach
I asked the beach where the sea was...
I was riding to a beach in this remote part of the district and stopped at this run down petrol pump
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards
He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
What did the beach say to the ocean?
Quit giving me all these crabs.
Why did the two elephants have to leave the beach?
They only had a pair of trunks.
My son didn't like sharp stones on the seafloor at the beach
How do you know that trees long to vacation at the beach?
Because they always bring their trunks.
You know where I should put those sea shells I found at the beach?
My Fiancée was at the store earlier and she texted me saying, “Should I buy new beach towels?”
I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.
As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, "I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing." She giggled and said...
"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"
Secret jaws plot
Did you know if you watch jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach? :D
What does a donkey get for lunch on Blackpool beach?
Half an hour like everyone else.
While at the beach, my wife asked me how we can get a sand dollar.
I told her, "all you need to do is break a sand 5."
What’s tiny and can be found on the beach?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What’s got peanut butter, and flies laughing hysterically over the beach?
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
What do you call a witch at a beach?
How do you find a blind dude at a nude beach?
Made to the beach finally, after months away, and joyously shouted..
..Hey ! Long time no Sea.
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