Balaclava Puns

A list of puns related to "Balaclava"

"I caught two men in balaclavas breaking into my house last night," said my friend. "But they got away sadly."

"How do you know they were sad if they were wearing balaclavas?" I asked.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call a horse wearing a balaclava?

Mascarpone

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👤︎ u/TheRollingDerp
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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I've been offered a job as a balaclava salesman...

But I think they're pulling the wool over my eyes

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👤︎ u/who_movedmycheese
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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Sticky situation youtu.be/U_YBzJBa_mA
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👤︎ u/norspur
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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Yeah, I used to be a model

A balaclava model

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👤︎ u/DemXcius
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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I have an important meeting at the bank this week...

If it goes well all my money troubles will be over.

I'm so excited I can hardly put on my balaclava.

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👤︎ u/NZOC
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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