Baka Puns

I regret nothing :p

…is known as a baka-laureate.

/Oh I'm such a weeb

I am the father in this situation, but I'll phrase what I say as 'dad'.

for context my daughter is half Japanese and her mother is Japanese, the Japanese for idiot is 'baka'

Daughter/Mother: "I'm going out with my friends I'll be back later"

Dad "OK, what time will you be baka?"

Daughter/mother "maybe 9 or 10"

Dad " *sniggers to himself "

Daughter/Mother " *audible sigh "

As long as they keep falling for it, I'll keep saying it.