Just got the Father-in-law with this one... Me: At Disney World parades they keep people in line with masking tape on the ground.

Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it? Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1kings2214
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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If you want to meet girls, take a course in ancient Mesopotamian linguistics.

Ladies love a man in cuneiform.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/infinite-tonkotsu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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I was reading a book on the history of glue

I couldnโ€™t put it down

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Trtlman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Best Halloween costume idea: I'm going to ask Norm Macdonald if I can glue myself to him for an evening.

I'm going to be adhered to a social norm.

It might smell funny.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Trollfouridiots
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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