Acquisitions Puns

I'm a dad, and I collect dad jokes as if they were works of art. Here is my latest acquisition.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Drumlin

📅︎ Nov 02 2013

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I came to work this morning and was shocked to find that our company was bought over by a firm in Madrid.

No one expects the Spanish acquisition.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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I went to work and was shocked to find that our company was bought over by a firm in Barcelona.

No one expects the Spanish Acquisition.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 17 2018

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