He responded with "Wow. Things are so tents it yurts."
Friendchips
We were talking about what to do for Halloween and my wife and I said we'd rather chill at home.
BFF: Guys, we can't be old farts.
Me: I actually don't mind being an old fart.
BFF: That's cuz you guys have someone to be old farts with. I'd love to be an old fart with someone but I don't want to be an old fart alone.
Me: You should start a Lonely Farts Club.
I'm over at my bff's house for game night. Her dogs have been playing with a chew toy shaped like a carrot that has little treats in it. I go and sit on the couch, where the carrot happens to be.
Me: "Ew, I don't want this carrot by me"
Friend: Would you say you don't Carrot all for it?
I laughed so hard because I really do appreciate dad jokes.
