Get my prego wife every night with this gem when when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest

'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things while you're out there.... especially car headlights!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapidfire_puns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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If you guys are gonna tell a joke, tell the whole thing. Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

it was a farfalle from grace.

Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alftrazign
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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My wife asked me to leave the door ajar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it'd be a Preggo Eggo.
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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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Got my gf while food shopping

Make sure you don't mix alcohol with that sauce

"... why? "

It's prego

"groans"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemiDualism
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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What does an Italian man say to his woman when he finds out he's going to be a father?

Prego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hysnbrg4
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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My girlfriend got me good while grocery shopping

While talking about what kind of sauce to get for our pasta.

Me: "Do you want to get Prego?" Her: "No I don't think we are ready for kids yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqueouss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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At the grocery store with my girlfriend

Her "oh look, pasta sauce and it's cheap!"

Me "sweet, I don't want to get Prego though."

Her "why not?"

Me "I can't handle a child."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellyaman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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Made Waffles for My Pregnant Wife

Leggo my 'Prego'

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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