My bff and I want to go to a local art exhibit. Terrible art puns ensue
What type of chips do you eat with your BFF?
Friendchips
Dadjoked my wife's BFF
We were talking about what to do for Halloween and my wife and I said we'd rather chill at home.
BFF: Guys, we can't be old farts.
Me: I actually don't mind being an old fart.
BFF: That's cuz you guys have someone to be old farts with. I'd love to be an old fart with someone but I don't want to be an old fart alone.
Me: You should start a Lonely Farts Club.
Friend got me with a carrot.
I'm over at my bff's house for game night. Her dogs have been playing with a chew toy shaped like a carrot that has little treats in it. I go and sit on the couch, where the carrot happens to be.
Me: "Ew, I don't want this carrot by me"
Friend: Would you say you don't Carrot all for it?
I laughed so hard because I really do appreciate dad jokes.
