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Just got back from a 5 day trip to Oahu over Thanksgiving break. Itβs my first time visiting Oahu with my boyfriend (we are both young, mid-20s, fully vaccinated) but I've been to Maui before. Wanted to share our experience and happy to answer any questions!
Our focus was mainly on outdoor activities (hiking, snorkel, surfing, zip-lining) and food, especially Japanese food. I think we ended up spending around $3000+ total for everything (flights, hotel, car rental, food, activities/tours). We stayed in Waikiki and rented a car for the whole trip.
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Day 0 - Arrival
Arrived pretty late in the evening (9-10pm) so most restaurants were already closed. Tried to find some food at 7 Eleven but it was pretty underwhelming (maybe they just sold out of most hot food options?) and all the snacks were expensive. We ended up going to Samβs Kitchen near our hotel which was open late and had the garlic shrimp. Tasty but a bit pricey for the portion size.
Day 1 - Koko Crater, Waikiki Beach
Holy Grail Donuts (food truck) - The best donuts Iβve ever had in my life!! They are made with taro and fried in coconut oil, and made fresh to order. Very unique flavors. Each donut is small so you wonβt feel sick after eating one. They have just the right balance of sweetness. I love the drinks too (chai, matcha, coffee, all made with nut milk) but they are a bit expensive. We came back here three times for breakfast. Opens at 7am and thereβs never a line, food is out in a few minutes and donuts are nicely packaged in a box to take to go. They rotate flavors weekly and I wish I could have tried them all!
Koko Crater Hike - Diamond Head was closed on Thanksgiving day so we went to Koko Crater instead. Plenty of free parking at the base of the trail. This hike is insane, like 1.5 miles of stairs straight up. It starts steep and then just gets steeper the higher you go. The way up is physically demanding and the way down is hard on the knees (recommend hiking poles if you have them). Lots of people were there - we arrived at around 8:30am, and left around 10:00am, on our way down it was hardly any space between people. We got lucky with clouds blocking the sun for most of our hike, and lots of wind to help cool down. If you like the challenge you should do it. But for views of the island just drive up to Tantalus Lookout, it was way less crowded. (My legs were SO sore the next day, I could still swim and walk but probably wouldnβt be
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Nothing, it just waved
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didnβt work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
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A happy Uncle.....
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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