My friend claims the he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I donβt believe him.
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Whenever a book publisher refuses to accept my hand-delivered unsolicited autobiography, I usually just squeeze it as hard as I can with my thighs...
so that it's easier to walk away with my tale between my legs.
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︎ May 03 2021
My dad says he glued himself to his autobiography
That's his story and he's sticking to it.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
My friend told me he somehow glued his face to his autobiography...
I don't know if I believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Iβve just received another rejection letter from a publisher regarding my autobiography.
Thatβs the story of my life
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I'll give you a spoiler about the ending of my autobiography.
The main character dies in the end!
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︎ May 20 2020
Why can't a vampire write an autobiography?
They are bad at self reflection
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︎ Sep 11 2018
An author was mad at the store manager because not a single copy of his autobiography was making it past the cash register
I guess his story didn't check out
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I was trying to read a German leader's autobiography.
My struggle to translate the German to English was intense.
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︎ Dec 25 2018
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︎ Feb 26 2018
My author friend claims that he βaccidentallyβ glued himself to his autobiography, but I donβt believe him.
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︎ Sep 07 2018
I once read an autobiography by a steel worker.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
You can tell a lot about someone by the autobiography they write.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Two pages into my autobiography, I began to feel a bit lifeless...
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︎ Oct 02 2018
If Ben Affleck writes an autobiography he should call it...
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︎ Oct 08 2016
From my perspective, writing an autobiography is a bad idea.
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︎ Aug 04 2018
I read someone's autobiography today.
It was an experience of a lifetime.
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︎ Jul 25 2018
I didnβt sell one copy of my autobiography
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︎ Feb 28 2018
People tell me Iβve lived an interesting life, so I decided to write an autobiography.
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︎ Feb 26 2018
What do you call a midget's autobiography?
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︎ Feb 04 2018
Recently read this autobiography of a midget, not a large book though. More of a short story.
imgur.com/9b6aguD
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︎ Jun 17 2016
So I was reading my autobiography today.
When I spilled some glue on it and i couldn't get it off my hands.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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︎ Jan 03 2018
My dad on an autobiography I was reading.
I was reading Open by Andre Agassi when he came in the room and said, "To save time you can just open the back cover and read the "About the author" section." Facepalm
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︎ Jul 06 2014
"Dad, I have to write an autobiography tomorrow."
"Ohhhh, thats lame, you have to write a book about a car?"
Havent laughed that hard in so long. So dad of him.
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︎ Apr 13 2014
A friend told me he glued himself to us autobiography,
I don't believe him, but it's his story and he's sticking to it.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
My friend claims that he βaccidentallyβ glued himself to his autobiography, but I donβt believe him.
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
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︎ May 06 2019
My friend claims that he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him.
But that's his story and he's sticking to
it.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Accidentally glued myself to my autobiography this morning
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
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︎ Jun 12 2019
My friend claims that he βaccidentallyβ glued himself to his autobiography, but I donβt believe it.
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
My friend claims that he βaccidentallyβ glued himself to his autobiography, but I donβt believe him.
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
My friend claims that he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography.
Thatβs his story, and he is sticking to it.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography but no one seems to believes me...
But that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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︎ May 29 2019
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