My friend claims the he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Whenever a book publisher refuses to accept my hand-delivered unsolicited autobiography, I usually just squeeze it as hard as I can with my thighs...

so that it's easier to walk away with my tale between my legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My dad says he glued himself to his autobiography

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mommypanda35
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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My friend told me he somehow glued his face to his autobiography...

I don't know if I believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I’ve just received another rejection letter from a publisher regarding my autobiography.

That’s the story of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I'll give you a spoiler about the ending of my autobiography.

The main character dies in the end!

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Why can't a vampire write an autobiography?

They are bad at self reflection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zydecolarry
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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An author was mad at the store manager because not a single copy of his autobiography was making it past the cash register

I guess his story didn't check out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/immasebe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I was trying to read a German leader's autobiography.

My struggle to translate the German to English was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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People tell me I’ve had an interesting life, so I decided to write an autobiography v.redd.it/pzuigrbokgi01
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iocaine_powder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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My author friend claims that he β€˜accidentally’ glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N4M34RRT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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I once read an autobiography by a steel worker.

It was riveting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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You can tell a lot about someone by the autobiography they write.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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If Kanye West’s daughter writes her autobiography one day, it will be β€œNorth” by North West. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dutts303
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Two pages into my autobiography, I began to feel a bit lifeless...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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If Ben Affleck writes an autobiography he should call it...

"Been Affleck"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lateral_jambi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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From my perspective, writing an autobiography is a bad idea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I read someone's autobiography today.

It was an experience of a lifetime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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I didn’t sell one copy of my autobiography

Story of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marmite50
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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People tell me I’ve lived an interesting life, so I decided to write an autobiography.

β€œAn autobiography”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iocaine_powder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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What do you call a midget's autobiography?

A short story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NavGunz4512
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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Recently read this autobiography of a midget, not a large book though. More of a short story. imgur.com/9b6aguD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WildmaniaGames
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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So I was reading my autobiography today.

When I spilled some glue on it and i couldn't get it off my hands.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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My dad on an autobiography I was reading.

I was reading Open by Andre Agassi when he came in the room and said, "To save time you can just open the back cover and read the "About the author" section." Facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightwizard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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"Dad, I have to write an autobiography tomorrow."

"Ohhhh, thats lame, you have to write a book about a car?"

Havent laughed that hard in so long. So dad of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsucksvagin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2014
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A friend told me he glued himself to us autobiography,

I don't believe him, but it's his story and he's sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hood-30535
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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My friend claims that he β€œaccidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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My friend claims that he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him.

But that's his story and he's sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Accidentally glued myself to my autobiography this morning

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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My friend claims that he β€œaccidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe it.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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My friend claims that he β€œaccidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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My friend claims that he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography.

That’s his story, and he is sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography but no one seems to believes me...

But that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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