Diaries Puns

A list of puns related to "Diaries"

The guy who stole my diary died yesterday.

My thoughts are with his family.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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The man who took my diary died in an accident yesterday..

At this dificult situation, my thoughts are with his family.

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👤︎ u/TraditionalCourage
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?

Because he's allergic.

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👤︎ u/PopeLatte
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Today I lost my diary with all my to-do lists.

I feel so listless.

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👤︎ u/dudecancode
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..

..and it was so delicious.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a teenage boy's bedside diary?

Sticky Notes

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👤︎ u/Allgen
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you call the diary of a Hitman?

A bullet journal.

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👤︎ u/skoomable
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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“Dear Diary, I think I have trouble distinguishing between inanimate objects and human beings.”

My therapist: Yes, I see that. Stop calling me Diary.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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The thief that stole my diary and my book on world religions died today.

My thoughts and prayers are now with his family.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 16 2018
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Poop Diary imgur.com/keV1BzP
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👤︎ u/hartosexual
📅︎ Nov 20 2013
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You're giving me the folds from the legs of your jeans to decorate my diary with?

That's a turn-up for the books.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Apr 12 2017
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DOGHOUSE DIARIES | Pirates pun chain thedoghousediaries.com/59…
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👤︎ u/soulmanz
📅︎ Nov 19 2014
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Chain of pirate puns (Doghouse Diaries)

So, this set were mine, ended up in webcomic form. Also, new dad, so I qualify.

Follow the link in my name below the webcomic if you want to read a very short story I wrote which received the reviews:

>This is the most intricately set up pun I have ever heard.

and

>This is absolutely hilarious. I have to fav this. Seriously, you handled the build-up and reveal perfectly.

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👤︎ u/rumblestiltsken
📅︎ Nov 27 2014
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The guy who stole my diary just died.

My thoughts are with his family.

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👤︎ u/jo3p-
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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The guy who stole my diary has died.

My thoughts are with his family.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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The guy who stole my diary just died,

My thoughts are with his family.

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👤︎ u/des_being_weird
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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The guy who stole my diary died recently.

My thoughts are with his family.

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👤︎ u/lukethelogician
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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To the guy who stole my diary and then unexpectedly died,..

My thoughts are with your family.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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The guy who stole my diary just died.

My thoughts are with his family.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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