I just changed the audio of my GPS to a man's voice...

Now it just says, "It's around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My son was recording some audio for homework

Him: "Reasons that doing research underwater can be difficult include..."

Me (from my office): "the paper will get too wet!"

Him: "UGH!" stops and restarts recording

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosTechnician
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a feline audio blog?

A pawedcast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I put out a weekly audio show about the history of fish.

It’s my codpast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I really wish your subtitles could at least be synced up with the audio.

Oh, sorry. I was using the wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MethodRedditor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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β€ͺWhat’s the most effective marketing strategy to sell audio books?‬

Word of mouth‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I asked my wife for an audio book for my birthday, but she got me an encyclopedia.

That spoke volumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.

It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoraceSchemer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...

He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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When a book series is so good that they make it into an audio book...

It really speaks volumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/attanai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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If someone who loves books is a bookworm, does that make someone who loves audio books a tapeworm?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/isle_say
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I've been having the most difficult time figuring out what audio system to put in my car.

I hate making decisions based on stereotypes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mingonius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Puns from working at Chick Fil A (sorry about audio desync) youtu.be/s-EaFb3OfsQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jguy2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Have you met the handsome audio engineer?

He's actually a pretty sound guy.

Too bad he got fired, though. Turns out he couldn't handle feedback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvanvoorden
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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So my bro solved an audio issue on his livestream

to which i replied "that's good to hear".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyber-HeroRD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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I’m not sure why I prefer audio books to written ones.

I guess they speak to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What did the audio engineer do when the sound system failed before a big speech?

He found a guest speaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Red_Mailbox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Audio psychology isn't witchcraft.

It's sound science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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One of my employees was having problems with his vehicle's​ audio system.

Him: "My bass is so loud, it's vibrating my negative terminal off of the battery."

Me: "So in other words, the bass is giving you treble?"

He's a dad too so, he laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RewrittenSol
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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True Story: We had some audio cassettes in the music classroom. I asked the kids how long the tape is inside a 60-minute audio cassette. Some of them thought 300 feet. Others thought 150 feet.

I told them it was one hour long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtnichol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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I have a German co-worker at my audio studio.

Oh, and a Czech one two, Czech one two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beeginey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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I only like low quality audio..

So what? Stop giving me flac.

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I should open a music and audio equipment store for professionals called...

Bass Pro Shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTwinkles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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I asked my wife for an audio book for my birthday, but she got me an encyclopedia.

That spoke volumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I asked my wife for an audio book this Christmas, but she got me an encyclopedia instead.

That speaks volumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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