Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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What does Los Angeles have in common with the Hobbit?

Smaug.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/inspire_me_please
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How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?

Re:LAX

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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/redwitch-fr
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Why did Watson go to Los Angeles for his next case?

Because thatโ€™s where he was told he could find Holmes.

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What's the difference between The University of California-Berkeley and The University of California- Los Angeles?

At one UCLA and the other one UC-Berkeley.

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What happens when the smog clears from over Los Angeles?

UCLA.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spacey_kasey
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How does a crow in Boston communicate with a crow in Los Angeles?

Long distance caw

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In this morning's Los Angeles Times i.reddituploads.com/6263bโ€ฆ
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What color are stores in Los Angeles?

LAvendor

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/louisng114
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I would not want to take an airline out of Los Angeles...

The security is always so LAX

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A lot of the material in my act pokes fun at the life style of people who live in los-angeles.

I call it SoCal commentary.

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Disaster at the Los Angeles zoo today

when the snake pit was accidentally filled in. The zoo keeper said "it's terrible terrible news, now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in.

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A friend from Los Angeles is visiting...

But I really don't want to talk to them. I'm worried I might have SoCal anxiety disorder.

...And admittedly, I was hesitant to share that pun. I'm worried it LAX something important, or that it's just going to get Los in translation.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoePeppy
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I saw this formal wear delivery truck driving around Los Angeles last night.
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I read an article today about a make-up from Los Angeles that is supposed to stop bad breath.

The headline was, "Super California Lipstick Vexes Halitosis"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/just87d
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Looks like Los Angeles "dodged" the World Series (x-post /r/StLouis)
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Got my dad in Los Angeles

So my dad and I were going around the Hollywood walk of fame, and we saw Tom Jones's star. My dad is a big fan, so he took a picture of it, but there was dirt all over it, along with a bunch of the others around it. My dad said "Of course Tom Jones's star is the dirty one." And I said "no dad, that's not unusual," and I got a blank stare until he laughed and gave me a high five

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Security at Los Angeles International Airport was very chill

I guess it was LAX.

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What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?

UCLA.

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What happens on a clear day in Los Angeles?

UCLA.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elpachecoman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?

UCLA

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