A list of puns related to "Amy Schumer"
Idk I’m the one who’s asking
My girlfriend and I are in bed watching the Late Show with Stephen Colbert eating red liquorice. I asked for one and she tosses one to me. I bite into it and with a grin on my face I raise the liquorice to my ear.
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" I grin excitedly.
She turns and glares at me.
"I heard it through the Red Vine!"
She starts to reluctantly chuckle which turns to her laughing and then her beating me with a pillow. While she is doing this, Amy Schumer made a funny joke that made Colbert laugh. "You made me miss a funny joke!"
"What do you mean? You just heard one!"
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