I don't know watt I'm forgetting
Oooohm
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
Its called a Voltswagon
So I had to ground him.
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
When they realize I’m not an electrician.
"Shockingly, no matter how many times the experience cycles, it still always Hertz."
He’d laugh and say, “Son, you’re grounded.”
I lost and it still Hertz
Because it’s only interested in current events.
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
Because it hertz.
But it is when it's ground.
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".
Son: His amp is on fire!
Dad: it’s an amplifire!
Student: "Can you address outlets?" Trainer: (turns chair towards wall) "Hello outlets."
Kilowatt
Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.
How do you current-ly feel
Quite amped
Watt did you say
I said it hertz a lot
Oh, that's quite shocking
shes shockingly good looking and has a sparky personality, people tell me they wouldn't mind sticking their plug in her outlet, and no one knows her current situation, she also carries a taser with her so she's really stunning, wait? wire we talking about this again?
They get amped up easily
My friend got a static shock, and in the span of 5 minutes I rattled off these:
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Geez, that's shocking news.
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How are you current-ly feeling?
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Don't give me that look. I'm just trying to energize you.
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Looks like I gotta amp up my jokes.
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I'm gonna hit you with a battery of jokes until you laugh.
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Don't let your sense of humor be so static.
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This isn't a crime, you can't charge me with anything.
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Wire you so upset?
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Do you want me to plug the stream of jokes?
He took the guitar from my hands, leaned it on the front of my amp and left the room.
And my bassist/vocalist was asking what we thought about a song we were just writing. So I took my hands off the strings and let them start making noise on their own, as I was standing directly in front of my amp. When he looked at me, confused as I was just staring at him, I finally broke the silence: "I'm giving you feedback."
