I don't know watt I'm forgetting
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
It's like my acoustic toothbrush just a bit cooler.
Oooohm
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
The team’s power ranking will only get lower.
Its called a Voltswagon
So I had to ground him.
When they realize I’m not an electrician.
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
He’d laugh and say, “Son, you’re grounded.”
"Shockingly, no matter how many times the experience cycles, it still always Hertz."
I lost and it still Hertz
Because it’s only interested in current events.
Because it hertz.
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".
But it is when it's ground.
Student: "Can you address outlets?" Trainer: (turns chair towards wall) "Hello outlets."
Son: His amp is on fire!
Dad: it’s an amplifire!
Kilowatt
Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.
shes shockingly good looking and has a sparky personality, people tell me they wouldn't mind sticking their plug in her outlet, and no one knows her current situation, she also carries a taser with her so she's really stunning, wait? wire we talking about this again?
How do you current-ly feel
Quite amped
Watt did you say
I said it hertz a lot
Oh, that's quite shocking
I am but a lowly fiance and my humor undeveloped. I require your help in the way of PUNishment for my fiancee who informed me that she had an incident with electricity whilst changing a car battery whilst I was at work... How shocking
