It was a very pivotal moment
He had to Putin a lot of work to get where he is.
What's the opposite of an Octagon?
An Octa-returned!
Today while driving, my 2.5 year old asked for "tookies" and I replied with "Turkeys?" She responded quickly with her little "no". I feel proud that I can finally dad joke my child now. (This is an advancement in conversation structure between us)
It's all been downhill from that.
He was outstanding in his field!
My crowning achievement is when I swallowed a trophy and couldn't poop it out.
One s'more unto the breach, dear friends, one s'more
Turns out it was just her crowning achievement.
He'd give props to all the people that helped him along the way?
Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.
(We just found out that we're expecting our first child, which made it all the more urgent for me to begin practicing my craft)
Gf writes up list.
On said list: "Some fruit like bananas."
Me: "So...did you want the strawberry-like bananas, the orange-like bananas, the grape-like bananas-
She rolled her eyes so hard they nearly got away.
Dad: I give you props, son Me: Thanks dad Dad: Now go make a play
