Did you hear abou the guy thrown in prison for refusing to take a nap?

He was resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fisteves
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I was talking to a girl that had alot on her chest...

... she said it was good to talk abou tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismailizhere
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Dadjoked by my female fiance

Me: So I read part of this article today abou...

Her: I believe that's called a particle?

*cue groans from her brother and I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dalbtraps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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This happens about once a month

Dad: "Ask me 'what's the most important thing about comedy?'"

Me: "What's the most important thing abou--"

Dad: "Timing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benwr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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