They just said "How dairy!"
I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
That's the spirit!
It was a play on words.
It really toque me by surprise!
They call him the Dad Joker
Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?
Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.
P1: How so?
P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.
P1: You raise at interesting point.
P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?
P1: Yes
P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
I just think there offal
It was just a fling.
Itโs a bit of a stretch...
The headline was โpun and ten deadโ (meant to sound like pun intended.)
Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it
But nobody would get the yolk
But I will make one if I halve two.
I said Norway!
Yeti keep doing it.
I canโt wait to see them all
But puns about the eye are cornea.
I don't do it on porpoise.
It was a play on words.
It was a grate joke
He was Pun-ished
It's a pun-ching con-test
...is quite rare, and seldom well done.
If anyone could help me piece it together thatโd be great.
But none of them work
My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.
I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.
Any help is really appreciated.
But I will make one if I halve two.
