I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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I was told to come up with a pun about my surroundings...

I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DJsmurfySmurf
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I canโ€™t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Huiplayshd1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tazzles26
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stormbreaker636
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Want to hear a pun about ghosts?

That's the spirit!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Song about puns created by amazing Malinda Kathleen Reese. youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBtโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AndronixESE
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I once did a theatrical performance about puns.

It was a play on words.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tardegrades
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Video about harvesting Dill with a dillightful abundance of Dill puns youtu.be/nsdraoTnLcA
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bonobosbananas
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How about Trump puns before the election? youtube.com/watch?v=_j5S9โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/3s2ng
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...

It really toque me by surprise!

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Did you hear about the new Batman villain who tells really bad puns?

They call him the Dad Joker

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lukeknep
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SirZbear
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!

EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sedulas
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I really hate puns about haggis

I just think there offal

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wot_something
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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a pun about puns
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/samnewberyy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I donโ€™t.

It was just a fling.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I would tell you a pun about gymnasts, but...

Itโ€™s a bit of a stretch...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yaboiBungle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Puns about Mustafar hopefully are hot
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Told to me by my father this morning. Did you hear about the pun that murdered ten people and then died in the standoff?

The headline was โ€œpun and ten deadโ€ (meant to sound like pun intended.)

Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DragonRider7710
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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when all you have in mind while learning chemistry is about making puns
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hydorian_Shieo
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Puns about the body are usually corny. But puns about the eyes are even
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Wizitushkid
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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He flooded my post about feline mastitis with cheesy puns. So I ended it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Churro-Bwoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I was going to tell a pun about eggs

But nobody would get the yolk

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I donโ€™t usually make puns about dividing numbers...

But I will make one if I halve two.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Someone asked me if i wanted to hear a pun about a country.

I said Norway!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kcir_semirg
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Pregnancy puns, it's all about the delivery...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chiphophooray
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I was Ghana make a pun about countries but let me Czech if I can. I hope you Dubai sometime
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PenPenner
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.

Yeti keep doing it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I canโ€™t wait to see them all

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Puns about the body are generally corny,

But puns about the eye are cornea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shareinagroove
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Puns about electricity
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bbtt69420
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I made a pun about pears:
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_Stecky
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Paper based puns for a project about turning paper into plastics
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Red_nl98
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I have an affliction that causes me to make bad puns about dolphins.

I don't do it on porpoise.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Trailsend85
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Over the weekend I took my wife to the theatre to see a performance that was all about puns.

It was a play on words.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bunselpower
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day

It was a grate joke

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hysterical110
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Have you heard about the guy who got in trouble for making a pun at school?

He was Pun-ished

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/taha812
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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My friend is taking an exam about bad puns how to scam peoples money.

It's a pun-ching con-test

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Not my first pun but second pun here. Don't WINE about my Photoshop skills.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/c_lassi_k
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Me making puns about steak...

...is quite rare, and seldom well done.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BinBender
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I wrote a pun about puzzles the other day but completely forgot it

If anyone could help me piece it together thatโ€™d be great.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Turnip_King
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Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jacklfitz
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From r/memes. Don't be mean to me about reposting I'm just trying to show puns to people
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoJoMcFearson
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I HAVE A FEW PUNS ABOUT UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE

But none of them work

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/deanosuprema
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I need puns about stepping on a nail

My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.

I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.

Any help is really appreciated.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mojo1999
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I donโ€™t usually make puns about fractions...

But I will make one if I halve two.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
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