Cause puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serk245
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...

He had a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrewlord
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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It’s funny cause it’s true.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joy-Moderator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Whats the leading cause of dry skin? /r/Jokes/comments/lu8fbg/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Just thought this : I went to the doctor cause I was pooping clocks

The doctor told me i was wasting time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lighty-Slave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Some people will cause happiness wherever they go....

.....others will cause happiness whenever they go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you call a horse that causes you to have bad dreams?

A nightmare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plumpyboii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high

Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?

Pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you call a meteor that causes an extinction event

A disasteroid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrence_shark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenismycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What causes people to have anxiety?

An over-active nervous system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiggerNutthole
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Radiation causing tiny ripples in water

Micro waves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazedInventor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.

Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RasberryOnline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:

Time heals awl wounds.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly

Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My wife left me cause Im too insecure

Never mind she was just at the grocery store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bribonzuelo92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I'm 6 foot 6 inches (~196cm) and I recently found the cause for my back problems.

Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilkid96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic 🐸

Ever thought about that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HMK360
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??

I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Mobile phones cause cancer...

...if you smoke them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.

"Ma'am you son dried "

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies ?

Twobearculousis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians

It was a bombshell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRTJ115
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What causes high tides?

Sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basicbasterd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I don't think the Tectonic Plates cause earthquakes

but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...

"in vivo lost vagus"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What is the number one cause of divorce in America?

Marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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A conspiracy enthusiast told me that to many nose swabs for Covid could cause brain damage.

I told him that President Trump gets tested every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkei1ca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why did the chivalrous driver cause a car crash?

He didn't look at the light as it was changing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why did the man fall into a well?

Cause he couldn't see that well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/666Fred_Real
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I have a lot of patience

Cause I never use any of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuleCool_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...

debillatated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stroger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What canned beer is the cheeriest?

American canned beer, 'cause it's A meri can (A merry can, geddit ?)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.

Some may even call it Beta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananawhack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Some people cause happiness wherever they go....

Others, whenever they go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What's the leading cause of dry skin ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Do you know what causes dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewonkabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/full_of_fud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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