Apparently the COVID vaccine causes constipation
When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.
It’s funny cause it’s true.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?
It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?
The second COVID vaccine causes a speech disorder in Spanish speakers
They keep asking for dose dos
The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....
Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
Studies show that the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines are causing people to cry
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
Just thought this : I went to the doctor cause I was pooping clocks
The doctor told me i was wasting time
Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high
Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light
What do you call a horse that causes you to have bad dreams?
Some people will cause happiness wherever they go....
.....others will cause happiness whenever they go.
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
What do you call a meteor that causes an extinction event
What causes people to have anxiety?
An over-active nervous system.
My wife left me cause Im too insecure
Never mind she was just at the grocery store
Radiation causing tiny ripples in water
My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.
Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....
I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:
Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly
Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches
I'm 6 foot 6 inches (~196cm) and I recently found the cause for my back problems.
Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.
If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic 🐸
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies ?
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
How does a dart board on the ceiling make you sick?
I found the number one cause of dry skin!
Mobile phones cause cancer...
A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.
Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
Boxers cause a brief chase
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
What is the leading cause for dry skin?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
The leading cause of dry skin
Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Some people cause happiness wherever they go....
Others, whenever they go.
Do you know what causes dry skin?
What's the leading cause of dry skin ?
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