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Apparently the COVID vaccine causes constipation
When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Itβs funny cause itβs true.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Whatβs the leading cause of dry skin?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?
It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
The second COVID vaccine causes a speech disorder in Spanish speakers
They keep asking for dose dos
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︎ Mar 28 2021
The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....
Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Studies show that the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines are causing people to cry
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Just thought this : I went to the doctor cause I was pooping clocks
The doctor told me i was wasting time
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high
Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What do you call a horse that causes you to have bad dreams?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Some people will cause happiness wherever they go....
.....others will cause happiness whenever they go.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What do you call a meteor that causes an extinction event
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What causes people to have anxiety?
An over-active nervous system.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My wife left me cause Im too insecure
Never mind she was just at the grocery store
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Radiation causing tiny ripples in water
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.
Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly
Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I'm 6 foot 6 inches (~196cm) and I recently found the cause for my back problems.
Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic πΈ
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies ?
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
How does a dart board on the ceiling make you sick?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I found the number one cause of dry skin!
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Mobile phones cause cancer...
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︎ Dec 22 2020
A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Letβs just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Boxers cause a brief chase
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︎ Jan 12 2020
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Whatβs the leading cause of dry skin?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
What is the leading cause for dry skin?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
The leading cause of dry skin
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Day three: whatβs the leading cause of dry skin?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Some people cause happiness wherever they go....
Others, whenever they go.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Do you know what causes dry skin?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What's the leading cause of dry skin ?
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