I say it Air-plainly...I'm bad at pun titles. imgur.com/gIW2LkM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsanemaker
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Suck at puns, but i randomly found this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsilduurG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I shuck at puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarleyMcGnarley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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The neighbors are rock solid at puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImOnWalmartWiFi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Never apologise for being good at puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkAnalyser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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She sucks at puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I'm bad at puns imgur.com/vNirqbd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sal6a
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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Why am I bad at puns

Because I’m Cornfused about puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hack-Epic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I’m told I’m no good at puns but they come fluid to me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dg1056
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Umm... China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control theguardian.com/world/201…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stainlessteal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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Why are kleptomaniacs so bad at puns?

They take things literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stopcounting
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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I'm really good at puns

I guess you could say I'm a pundit.

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I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, β€œWindow or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, β€œWindow or you’ll what?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

So I have an uncle, once removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My wife’s mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers

I honestly didn’t even know she sold flowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawpaw69420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I met my wife at a singles bar...

Which was really strange, since I'd thought that I had left her at home looking after the kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can tell when they're standing too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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If you ever need someone who's terrible at hiding

You know where I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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(At bosses funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin)

"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I have a step ladder at home...

... I never knew my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dream_digital
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...

"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13harry09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"

"I don't know, bud, what?"

"Your legs."

Well done, kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papagayo_blanco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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At least he got laid before he died
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Stop scrolling and paws to look at this pun.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I quit my job at the concrete plant.

My job was getting harder & harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....

It’s night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaughnSD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today.

His mom got really angry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night

Cops have nothing to go on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked "do they get any bigger?"

I looked her in the eyes and replied "no honey, they're dead."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Just another day at the paw-ffice.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, β€œDo you want to hear today’s special?”

I said, β€œYes please.”

Waiter: β€œNo problem sir. Today is special.”

Edit: You guys are way too generous. Thank you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Jesus Christ would you look at the time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty_Lord6
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My wife rang me at the pub and said, β€œIf you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.

I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, β€œI like it well done.”

I said, β€œThanks. That means a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKDOGG424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen

Because I refused to work on sundaes

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My friend worked at the zoo to circumcise elephants, the pay was bad but...

The tips were huge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoreTITS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My kid is at the point where they want to put bandaids on everything...

I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.

My kid came up to me and says β€œoh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.

I looked at my kid and said β€œI don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruum-502
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What similar to working at McDonald’s and being a archeologist in Athens

You will smell like ancient Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory today.

He was soda pressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exit202
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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This was at my high school
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auggie-manz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.

I personally am on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yarnell3131
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?

Inflation

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