Once a male and female roach finish mating the female looks for a place to lay her eggs while the male has to support his family with an alt rock bandβ¦it isnβt by choice
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︎ Mar 14 2023
Why did Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DELETE?
Because she wanted to see the task manager
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︎ Aug 31 2022
That's downright crazy
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︎ Feb 13 2023
I got so mad at my computer that I smashed my keyboard and parts flew everywhere.
That's when the shift hit the fan.
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︎ Mar 15 2023
Edgar Allan Poe
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︎ Dec 15 2022
What is the most racist key on the keyboard?
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︎ Jan 23 2023
Whenever I see a computer driving a car, I think to myself
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︎ Jan 12 2023
Hey dad, does grandma wear adult diapers?
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︎ Jan 06 2023
Hey I Alt-so have a good pun
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︎ Jul 20 2021
What does Control tell Alt when he's hungover?
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︎ Oct 13 2021
A man and his boyfriend are in a bar that is laid out like a computer keyboard, both on the two alt keys.
The guy sighs. "I feel that there is space between us."
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︎ Feb 27 2022
I need to hire an accountant for my keyboard parts business
I'm not able to keep a Tab and that's making me lose Ctrl.
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︎ Mar 29 2022
My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
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︎ May 24 2017
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I donβt know. Itβs been a week and the guy still hasnβt told me.
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︎ Aug 17 2022
How many symbols do you need to type on a keyboard to make a heart?
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︎ Apr 14 2022
My teacher asked me if i was good at powerpoint
Dare i say, i excel at it
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︎ Oct 08 2022
I got upset and threw my keyboard across the room. I found all of the pieces except one.
I really lost CTRL
*Edit: had a typo. TY for pointing it out u/LandofGreyandPink
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︎ Nov 30 2021
I lost control at work today!
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︎ Jun 14 2021
I donβt like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Why do people from the alt right only eat fresh food?
- Because they hate left overs
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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︎ Sep 01 2021
When I told my son about the National Parks Service alt twitter account he said...
"Tree-va la RΓ©sistance!"
It was one of my prouder parenting moments.
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︎ Jan 27 2017
My brother became a step father to a teenage girl, and I found her throwaway reddit account and she's answering all sorts of questions right now.
That's a niece on alt AMA.
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︎ Aug 20 2022
alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
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︎ Dec 19 2018
What does Elvis always order at KFC?
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︎ Jul 02 2022
My kid keeps breaking my keyboard. So i keep spare keys to replace the ones I cannot find.
But today I ran out of control.
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︎ Jun 24 2022
Daughter just came up to wife and me with 3 keys from a keyboard and says:
I've lost control (shows ctrl key);
There is no escape (shows esc key);
I need space (shows space bar).....
Proud moment, but also, broken keyboard......
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︎ May 06 2022
My office is being overrun by the Alt Right!
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︎ Jul 24 2017
Pressing F5....
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︎ May 10 2022
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︎ Jun 16 2018
Modern grammar Nazis: the alt-write
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︎ Jul 26 2018
Texted my son, "Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer!"
"Becausethereisnospacebar!"
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︎ Nov 09 2020
When would you only use the alt and delete buttons on a computer?
When you have lost control.
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︎ Dec 02 2016
I'll tell what I know about dwarfs,
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︎ Jul 29 2021
My friend had his whole left side cut off in an accident
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︎ Jun 30 2020
The situation certainly was not uncontrollable
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
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︎ Dec 30 2020
why did the Karen press control alt delete?
See wanted to see the task manager.
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︎ Sep 12 2022
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager!
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︎ Mar 14 2022
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del
She wanted to see the task manager
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?
She wanted to talk to the task manager.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Control Alt
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Why did the Karen press ctrl+alt+del?
She wanted to see the task manager
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I guess I wasnβt putting in enough shifts
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︎ Jun 13 2020
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